WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal the job of a decent, hard-working American.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.
MARTHA STEWART
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die in the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook, - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE
I invented the chicken!
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Interesting stuff
If you ever really wondered how to do somethings you have never done, haven't done right, or just want to learn for whatever reason.
Pick Your Nose
Flatten Your Stomach
Shop for Your Wife Online (buying presents for her that is)
How to Teach Your Wife About Football
Krump Dancing
Pick Your Nose
Flatten Your Stomach
Shop for Your Wife Online (buying presents for her that is)
How to Teach Your Wife About Football
Krump Dancing
Monday, February 4, 2008
Back Again- Norway
I am back again. Not much to say, but I thought I would put in an entry to my blog.
Sometimes music helps you get through life.
Here are some bands from Norway and their songs to check out. You may be familiar with the first on the list.
A-HA- "Take on me" "Living a Boys Adventure Tale" "The Sun Always Shines on TV"
Kings of Convenience- "I'd Rather Dance" "Misread"
Røyksopp- "Remind me" "What Else Is There?"
Of course, my Sundquist family line comes from Sweden and Sweden is right next door to Norway!
Did I mention my best friend growing up went to Denmark on his mission, which is just south of Norway?
Norge rules!
Sometimes music helps you get through life.
Here are some bands from Norway and their songs to check out. You may be familiar with the first on the list.
A-HA- "Take on me" "Living a Boys Adventure Tale" "The Sun Always Shines on TV"
Kings of Convenience- "I'd Rather Dance" "Misread"
Røyksopp- "Remind me" "What Else Is There?"
Of course, my Sundquist family line comes from Sweden and Sweden is right next door to Norway!
Did I mention my best friend growing up went to Denmark on his mission, which is just south of Norway?
Norge rules!
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Hawaii- So close but so far away
Well, the trip to Hawaii is coming up in about 2 weeks. Growing up in the midwest I always dreamed of going off to warm exotic places. We do have our warm summers, but certainly do not seem to last as long as they should. So, the trip to Hawaii is a dream come true.
So, I wanted to share my dream with my wife and take her there on our 10th Wedding Anniversary. (If you have a dream, it is good to share it, otherwise it feels selfish.)
Also, I promised the wife a cruise and I am only 9 years late, but better late than never I say! Of course, being late is never good. ;> However, with patience comes reward and so I am trying to make up for failed promises of years past. Hopefully my wife will see how much I am trying to do for her and how hard I am trying to make her happy.
I have talked so a number of people here and there about taking my wife to Hawaii. I get a lot of rave reviews for my choice of Hawaii and on top of that a cruise. Even the dental hygienist said it was a great choice and she had gone 6 years earlier. However, I did not choose the location to please others, rather I chose it so I could please my wife by taking her to someplace wonderful.
Better to have loved, then never loved at all they say. From what I hear, Hawaii is a primo spot for romance and love.
I love you DM.
So, I wanted to share my dream with my wife and take her there on our 10th Wedding Anniversary. (If you have a dream, it is good to share it, otherwise it feels selfish.)
Also, I promised the wife a cruise and I am only 9 years late, but better late than never I say! Of course, being late is never good. ;> However, with patience comes reward and so I am trying to make up for failed promises of years past. Hopefully my wife will see how much I am trying to do for her and how hard I am trying to make her happy.
I have talked so a number of people here and there about taking my wife to Hawaii. I get a lot of rave reviews for my choice of Hawaii and on top of that a cruise. Even the dental hygienist said it was a great choice and she had gone 6 years earlier. However, I did not choose the location to please others, rather I chose it so I could please my wife by taking her to someplace wonderful.
Better to have loved, then never loved at all they say. From what I hear, Hawaii is a primo spot for romance and love.
I love you DM.
Friday, June 1, 2007
Mystery Message Help
Here is some help for the mystery message.
You have to be on a computer with Chinese fonts available. Usually, you have to have MSOffice, but you can get the fonts from other places.
Next, you go to AltaVista.com and choose Bablefish Translation.
You have to be on a computer with Chinese fonts available. Usually, you have to have MSOffice, but you can get the fonts from other places.
Next, you go to AltaVista.com and choose Bablefish Translation.
Friday, May 11, 2007
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
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